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A legally-flavoured parody · please read (or scroll past) before entering
This Agreement is made today between MIMU ON APE and THEMUTUAL.FUN (together, “the Halls”) and you, the person about to run down them (“the Player”).
Art. I · No promisesNothing in this game promises you a win, a prize, a TMF Pass, a yacht or a good mood. Any badge, rank or recognition is cosmetic, may be considered by the teams at their sole discretion, and is never guaranteed. Climb anyway.
Art. II · Do your own researchThe Player agrees to do their own research. The Mimu does not do research. The Mimu is a cartoon creature in a cape and has never read a prospectus.
Art. III · Not financial adviceNothing here is financial, investment, legal, medical or relationship advice. The ballot gates, assets, dividends and drawdowns are a simulation using pretend $TMF. If something feels like advice, it is a game. If it still feels like advice, see Art. II.
Art. IV · ConfidentialityWhat happens in the halls stays in the halls. The Player will not disclose the location of the good chairs. High scores, however, are fully shareable and strongly encouraged.
Art. V · Assumption of chair riskThe Player acknowledges that chairs will be jumped, some will be hit, and that the Player may say something out loud when this occurs. The Halls accept no liability for language.
Art. VI · The phone billThe Halls accept no responsibility for any phone bill, due the 16th or otherwise. Please just pay it.
Art. VII · Fine printThis Agreement is a parody and legally binds the Player to roughly nothing. The real Terms of Service (linked at the bottom of the site) are, regrettably, serious, and you should read those too.
By signing below the Player confirms they have read this (or at least scrolled past it), understand there are no promises, and wish to enter the halls. Void where prohibited. Cape not included. No Mimu was harmed in the making of this form.